THE URINE OF THUMPER

So my buddy and I are sitting in the living room of L.A. House after Creeper had finished their set. Everyone but us is shitfaced. Thumper walks out of his bedroom, does a standing forward flip and lands on his feet. We're mildly impressed. He walks over to some drunk, dreadlocked kid that's passed out sitting up on the couch. He slaps the kid's leg and tells him to wake up. The kid mumbles incoherently in response. Thumper tells him that no one falls asleep at one of his parties, whips out out dick and starts pissing on the kid. The kid, seemingly, has no idea what is going on and merely squirms in the stream. Thumper then turns to his right and starts pissing on another guy who happened to be sitting there. This guy knew what was up and kicked him away. My mind was blown.